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A co-worker got a pen stuck inside our printer. He started to try and remove the pen, but I told him we don't have time for that now, just put a note on the printer telling folks not to use it and then report it to the Help Desk. So he grabbed a piece of paper and scrawled on it. I left before he finished the note.

About 20 minutes later, one of my techs comes in laughing and says he was just in the lobby, saw a piece of paper on a printer and went to investigate.

Attached is what he found. Sometimes things don't always come out the way you want them to...

How many faces can you find?
To test your intelligence:
If can find 0 – 5 faces – idiot
If can find 6 – 7 faces – stupid
If can find 8 – 9 faces – normal
If can find 10 – 11 – very normal
If can find 12 – 13 faces –genius

Jeng Jeng Jeng!!!! Pemenangnya................

Kali Arung - Sekaligus

Air Geh - Air Berkabonat

Jauh Sapok - Teramatlah Jauhnya

Panah Terik - Panas Yang Teramat Sangat

Comel Lote - Comel Yang Amat

Sejuk Ketta - Sejuk Yg Sangat?

Ite Lettung - Tersangatlah Hitamnya

Punoh Jahne - Rosak

Gura Bewok - Gurauan Yang Menyebabkn Pergaduhan

Taik Aye Muna - Tahi Ayam Yang Masih Hangat

Kona Lepe - Corner Lipat

Kelecak - Terpelanting

Nakuk Paik - Penakut Yang Amat Tinggi

Lonjong - Tinggi Sangat

Tinggi Nya - Yuk Sama Macam Di Atas

Masing Pekkok - Teramat Masin

Nipih Nayyang - Sangat Nipis

Maknga - Cuai

Babei - Degil (Tak Tau Nak Eja Camne)

Jabir / Supek - Plastic Bag

Koghok - Tengkorak

Kehek - Muntahkan Semula

Puahsang - Boring

Meppeh - Tak Larat

Kepeh Blepeng - Sangat Kempis

keghah kekong -keras yg teramat

koho/selo - perlahan/slow

kettuk heghek -kentut tarik

blana kokna - banyak yang amat

samah - 50 sen

duo amah -singgit

kekoh -gigit

toksoh -jangan / tak usah

bakpo -kenapa

guano / belah mano -macam mana

gapo / gapo dio -apa / apa dia

ghoyak -bgtau

blago -berlanggar

mokte- rambutan

woh kekoh caa -kuih buah melaka

ccongek -tejungkit

kupik hangik -kedekut nak mampos

woh tteghe-buah gajus

nnetting- melantun

deghah -deras / laju

manih letting -manis yg amat

pok-e-dèng -pepatung

PUTRAJAYA: Kerajaan petang ini mengumumkan penurunan harga runcit petrol dan diesel, masing-masing sebanyak 15 sen seliter berkuat kuasa esok.

Harga petrol RON97 dikurangkan daripada 2.15 seliter kepada RM2, RON92 dikurangkan daripada RM2.05 seliter kepada RM1.90 seliter.

Manakala diesel pula daripada RM2.05 seliter kepada RM1.90 seliter.

Ia adalah penurunan kali kelima dibuat dengan pelarasan terakhir pada 1 November lalu apabila harga petrol RON97 dikurangkan daripada 2.30 seliter kepada 2.15 seliter, RON92 dikurangkan RM2.20 kepada RM2.05 seliter.

Manakala diesel pula daripada RM2.20 seliter kepada RM2.05 seliter.

Penurunan harga minyak itu diumumkan Timbalan Perdana Menteri, Datuk Seri Najib Razak dalam kenyataan media di sini.

Harga bahan api itu telah dinaikkan sebanyak 78 sen sejak Jun lalu.

Penurunan sebelum ini dibuat pada 23 Ogos, 24 September dan 15 Oktober dan 1 November.

1) Pengarah Seni Filem : 1957 Hati Malaya (Aida Fitri Buyong/Kamarul Nizam Abd Rahman - Pesona Pictures Sdn Bhd)

2) Pereka Set Filem Filem: Kala Malam Bulan Mengambang (Nazrul Asraff Mahzan - Tayangan Unggul Sdn Bhd)

3) Pengarah Seni Telefilem: Sumur Kasih (Mohd Firdaus Mohd Sahar - Grand Brilliance Sdn Bhd)

4) Sinematografi Iklan: Tourism Malaysia-It's All Here (Adnan Salleh - Chili Pepper Films Sdn Bhd)

5) Efek Visual Filem: Antoofighter (Asrul Hisyam Ahmad - Image Box Sdn Bhd)

6) Efek Visual Telefilem: Residen (Harlina Abd Ghani - Grand Brilliance Sdn Bhd)

7) Kostum Filem: Antoofighter (Azizi 'Chunk' Adnan - Image Box Sdn Bhd)

8) Kostum MCP: Attam 100 Vagai Final: Nur Khaizaran Ahmad Zainy - Astro Productions Sdn Bhd)

9) Editor Filem: Vikrant (Shashidanam Rajoo - Super Arts Sdn Bhd)

10) Editor Telefilem: Tuhan Pun Tahu (Izyan Liyana Mohd Ghazali - JS Pictures Sdn Bhd)

11) Editor Program TV Bersiri: Bilik No 13 (Manja Films Sdn Bhd - Manja Films Sdn Bhd)

12) 3D Animator: Antoofighter (Asrul Hisyam Ahmad - Image Box Sdn Bhd)

13) Pereka Set MCP: Xpresi Remaja (Azmi Zainal Abidin - Teretak G2 Sdn Bhd)

14) Key Grip: Sepi (Dzulkafli Md Yusof - Grand Brilliance Sdn Bhd)

15) Konti Telefilem: Lillah (Noorsyahida Mohd Radzali - Grand Brilliance Sdn Bhd)

16) Konti Filem: Kala Malam Bulan Mengambang (Muhammad Razif Abdul Rashid - Tayangan Unggul Sdn Bhd)

17) Penulis Cerita Filem: Sepi (MIra Mustaffa/Ara - Grand Brilliance Sdn Bhd)

18) Penulis Cerita Telefilem: Sesuci Al-Fitri (Nazli Jaafar - Bright Network Sdn Bhd)

19) Stuntman: Akhirat (Saharuddin Yusof - Sri Saheb Production Sdn Bhd)

20) Videografi Telefilem: Lillah (Malek Marwi - Grand Brilliance Sdn Bhd)

21) Videografi Dokumentari: Kembara Palestin (Azman Mohd Kasim - Firdaus Maju Production Sdn Bhd)

22) Pengurus Produksi Filem: Evolusi KL Drift (Azlan Sani/Isma Riza - Skop Production Sdn Bhd)

23) Pengurus Produksi Telefilem: Tersasar Di Jalanmu (Zubir Ishak - Rumah Karya Citra (M) Sdn Bhd)

24) Pengurus Produksi Program TV Bersiri: Saka (Sahib Selamat - Grand Brilliance Sdn Bhd)

25) Audio Filem: Congkak (Brian Ng - MIG Production Sdn Bhd)

26) Audio Telefilem: Liang Lahad (Kamaruddin Jaafar - Opera Klasik Sdn Bhd)

27) Audio Dokumentari: Sinaran Deepavali (Sagayam Selvan - Sabtham's Vision Sdn Bhd)

28) Audio MCP: Akademi Fantasia-Konsert Minggu Ke-7 (Mohd Fadhil Sam/Iskandar - Astro Productions Sdn Bhd)

29) Pengarah Program TV Bersiri: Bulan Bertemu Matahari (Fatimah Rahmad - Rumah Karya Citra (M) Sdn Bhd)

30) Filem Dokumentari: Malaysian Fashion & Designer (Nor Amizan Mohamad - VYVX Communications Sdn Bhd)

31) Iklan: Petronas Chinese New Year (Chili Pepper Films Sdn Bhd - Chili Pepper Films Sdn Bhd)

32) Pengarah Dokumentari: Kembara Palestin (Zainal Rashid Ahmad - Firdaus Maju Production Sdn Bhd)

33) Pengarah Iklan: Tourism Malaysia-It's All Here (Adnan Salleh - Chili Pepper Films Sdn Bhd)

34) Pengarah MCP: Konsert Akademi Fantasia 6 (Hishamudin Sehan - Astro Productions Sdn Bhd)

35) Pengarah Program TV Bersiri: Gerak Khas (Datuk Yusof Haslam - Skop Production Sdn Bhd)

36) Gaffer: Akhirat (Ali Hussin - Sri Saheb Production Sdn Bhd)

37) Karektor Lelaki Jahat: Akhirat (Adi Putra - Sri Saheb Production Sdn Bhd)

38) Karektor Wanita Jahat: Takbir Suci 2 (Raja Azura - Rashbir Media Sdn Bhd)

39) Produser Teknikal MCP: Akademi Fantasia-Konsert Final (APSB Technical Team - Astro Productions Sdn Bhd)

40) Produser Filem: MIG Production Sdn Bhd

41) Produser Telefilem: Zeel Production (M) Sdn Bhd

42) Produser Program TV Bersiri: Gerak Khas (Datuk Yusof Haslam - Skop Production Sdn Bhd)

43) Produser MCP: Gelanggang Raja Lawak Astro Musim Ke-2 (Akhir) (Adnan Awaluddin - Astro Productions Sdn Bhd)

44) Sinematografi Filem: 1957 Hati Malaya (Mohd Filus Ghazali - Pesona Pcitures Sdn Bhd)

45) Watak Air Mata: Mencari Syurga (Fauziah Nawi - Opera Klasik Sdn Bhd)

46) Pengarah Filem Pilihan Juri: Shuhaimi Baba (1957 Hati Malaya)

47) Aktor Filem Pilihan Juri: Kamarulzaman Taib (1957 Hati Malaya)

48) Aktres Filem Pilihan Juri: Vanidah Imran (Akhirat)

49) Filem Pilihan Juri: Sepi (Grand Brilliance Sdn Bhd)

50) Melodi Filem Pilihan Juri: Sharon Paul (1957 Hati Malaya)

51) Pengarah Telefilem Pilihan Juri: Rashid Sibir (Liang Lahad)

52) Aktor Telefilem Pilihan Juri: Rosyam Nor (Lahad)

53) Aktres Telefilem Pilihan Juri: Haliza Misbun (Schizoid)

54) Telefilem Pilihan Juri: Lahad (Suhan Movies & Trading Sdn Bhd)

55) Anugerah Khas Juri 1: Kala Malam Bulan Mengambang (Tayangan Unggul Sdn Bhd)

56) Anugerah Khas Juri 2: Pensil (Genius Parade Sdn Bhd)

57) Tokoh Oskar 7 Malaysia: Norshah Thamby

KOTA BARU: Kelantan Mentri Besar Datuk Nik Abdul Aziz Nik Mat said he disagreed with the notion of Ketuanan Melayu (Malay Supremacy) because there are no race considerations in Islam.

He said it was important for all Muslims to be firm believers and practise the true teachings of Islam and not distorted versions, adding that Muslims who placed nationalism and race ahead of religion were "disillusioned followers."

Islam is for Muslims regardless whether they are Malays, Chinese or Indians, he said.

"It is a religion above race. We cannot quantify race with Islam, such as Malays with Islam. There are also Chinese and Indian Muslims," said the PAS spiritual adviser.

"Those who place race above religion are being brainwashed by western culture," he said after launching the inaugural London Fish Tales fast-food outlet at the Tesco hypermarket here on Monday.

He also said that actions by certain Muslims who do not practise Islam faithfully were the root cause why the religion was not widely respected.

Before criticising non-followers, Muslims should first return to the true path of Islam as it would allow them to gain the respect of non-Muslims, besides upholding Islam's true virtues.

Nik Abdul Aziz also said that both Muslims and non-Muslims should respect and follow the decrees (fatwas) issued by the National Fatwa Council as they represent the rulings of Allah.

"Allah's decrees and decisions are final," he said, adding that non-Muslim NGOs must refrain from criticising decisions made by the National Fatwa Council.

The Council has come under heavy criticism when it said it was studying whether to issue a fatwa against Muslims practising yoga.

If you should ever be forced by a robber to withdraw money from an ATM
machine, you can notify the police by entering your Pin # in reverse.

For example if your pin number is 1234 then you would key in 4321. The ATM
recognizes that your pin number is backwards from the ATM card you placed
in the machine.

The machine will still give you the money you requested, but unknown to the
robber, the police will be immediately dispatched to help you.
This information was recently broadcast on TV and it states that it's
seldom used because people don't know it exists..
Please pass this information to as many people as possible.


如果有一天你面对劫匪要你到提款机提款，记得不要反抗，照他的指示，不过当你按你的密码时要从后面按起，如123456，你就按654321，提款机会照样出钱，可是劫匪万万想不到警方会立刻获得通知来协助你。
这个系统很少人用所以都被人们遗忘了。。。。

请传给你关心的人。。。。。